20 Holiday Letter Board Quotes to Make You Giggle

Hey y'all!

I've owned a letter board for over a year now. (Yes I had one before they were ~trendy~ on Instagram) They're so fun to post some inspirational quotes, reminders, or my personal favorite: to make people giggle when they read it. I like to get real cheesy because why the heck not?! I'm the type to spend hours on Pinterest searching for the perfect quote for each season, so I'm sharing some of my favorites with you!

If you wanted to get real crazy, I guess you could probably switch up the quote every single day. But I'm not that wild...I'll probably just stick with the quote I already have on my board which you can see down below!




1. It's starting to cost a lot like Christmas

2. Deck yo self before you wreck yo self

3. Tell me what you want what you really really want - Santa

4. The high for today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.

5. All I want for Christmas is a silent night

6. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name

7. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

8. Merry everything! Happy Always!

9. Days without a Christmas tree incident : 0

10. Gangster wrapper

11. Whatever my spirit animal is, it's hibernating

12. Time to get your "it's just what I wanted" face ready

13. Prosecc ho ho ho

14. Son of a nutcracker

15. The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year

16. "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it

17. Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August.

18. All I'm saying is that you rarely see a person crying and eating pie at the same time

19. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

20. Here comes Amazon, Here comes Amazon, Right down my driveway

If you don't have a letter board of your own, go ahead and pick one up! They add so much character to any room, and it's fun to be able to get creative with your decor. The best part is that you can change it up whenever you want so if you get bored easily, a letter board should definitely be on your must-have list!

What's your favorite letter board quote? Let me know down below!

xo,
Sarah 

67 comments

  1. "Surely not everyone wad Kung Fu fighting!"

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  2. The weather went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper!

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  3. Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike.
    It's not.

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  4. Please pay attention to the mess...
    otherwise you will trip over it.

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  5. Love your ideas above! And the commenters as well!! Mine currently says - Summer should get a speeding ticket! But I think the 'fat in August' one is HILARIOUS!!

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  6. "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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  7. Thanks for the cute ideas! This week mine says: Never half ass anything. Always use your full ass.

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  8. Away message on my phone: Ho Ho Ho, I'm on the go....you know what to do and when to do it!

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  9. Are you ready to HO HO HO? Hell, NO NO NO!

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    1. LOVE that one. It had me bursting out in laughter

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  10. Alexa do the laundry!!
    And
    Sounds like a horrible idea, what time?

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    1. Alexa take down the Christmas lights...
      She never listens...

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  11. Never hit a man with glasses! Hit him with a baseball bat

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  12. If you have nothing nice to say, sit next to me

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  13. Help celebrate the discovery of America. Take a Viking to lunch.

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  14. Mine says “ is that a pop up timer, or are you just glad to see me “

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  15. Tutto finisce a taralucci e vino!
    (Everythings fine with biscuits and wine)

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  16. Don't worry laundry, no one's doing me either.

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  17. Having children is like being pecked to death by chickens!

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    1. I literally laughed out loud!! With coffee in my mouth, thank you very much. .🤭

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  18. May all your ups and downs be underneath the sheets

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  19. Mine says "You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep others warm."

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  20. Pets are welcome! - except no bears!...not making that mistake again!!

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  21. Always jingle al the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

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  22. Don’t let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are quacamole baby.

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  23. Funny 😂👍🏼Thank YOU For Sharing!! I Like ALEXA DO THE LAUNDRY. 👍🏼👏🏼The Clothes Fairy DOES them AT OURS !!! Lolol😂

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  24. There's some ho ho ho's in this house.

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  25. It it the f it flam flames. Flames on the side of my face...

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  26. Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree

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  27. The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year. that is hilarious!

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  28. This is not a crack house. This is a crack home.

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  29. Not on a letter board, because it's a permanent rule around here so it's a painted statement...
    "No B*tchin in my Kitchen"

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  30. My favorite one is from Kindergarten Cop 2-Hands are not for hitting. That's what bats are for."

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  31. I apologize ahead of time for the dog hair stuck to your presents

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  32. Website- We use cookies to improve performance.
    Me- same

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  33. Mine says; bacon is 72% fat and 12% sodium....me too bacon, me too.

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  34. I like big cups and I cannot lie 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵

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  35. If one door closes, and the other one opens, your house is probably haunted.

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  36. The house was clean yesterday, sorry! You missed it!

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  37. I don’t always whoop but when I do…there it is.

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  38. Love these ideas. Mine currently says
    Fall: My second favorite F word. (My first is food)

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  39. Here are mine...
    Oh Deer, Christmas is almost here!

    I’m dreaming of a Wine Christmas…

    Dear Santa…Just leave your credit card under my tree.

    Christmas at my house like just like a Fruitcake…Kinda sweet, a little nutty, and soaked in liquor.

    You can tell how old a Christmas tree is by how many layers of duct tape are on the box.

    I’m only a morning person on December 25th!

    Dear Santa…This year please bring me a big fat bank account and a slim body, and PLEASE don’t mix the two up like you did last year!

    A few more glasses of wine and I’ll start seeing Santa.

    I take my eggnog extra dry, stirred not shaken, with olives…oh and hold the eggnog.

    I have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder

    As long as we have plenty of wine the holidays WILL be merry.

    One day of coal versus 364 days of fun…I’ll take my chances!

    I’m full of Christmas Spirit! It’s called Tequila!

    Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Oh never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff!


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  40. Ine says "I need a burrito" but plan on changing it to some fun Christmas ones!

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  41. You call me a bitch like its a bad thing

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  42. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-o to a tree.

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